FUNNY FRIENDSHIP DAY QUOTES 2017: Friendship Day is a day celebrated across the world in celebration of the wonderful relation called friendship. It is a time to wish all friends, and to express that “I Care”. This day is dedicated to the bond of friendship. It is celebrated on the first Sunday of August every year. The occasion started as a small programme or event, to commemorate the relation shared by friends. But nowadays it has taken the shape of a grand festival. Over the passing years, the festivities related to Friendship Day have become even more colourful. It is the day of exchanging of gifts, flowers, friendship bands and greeting cards.
Apart from the exchange of gifts, partying all through the night is one of the recent developments of Friendship Day which is seen largely among the youngsters. The unique thought of honouring friendship has been appreciated by people in many countries of the world. With the advancement in the field of science and technology, connecting to friends on the wonderful occasion of Friendship Day has become easier. Friendship Day is the best occasion to show your friends that you care for them and you can recollect sweet memories of the time spent together to show how much they mean to you. True friends are very important for everyone and they are hard to find, so if you have one, make sure that you should let your friend know on this day how much they mean to you.
Now for this year, you can celebrate Happy Friendship Day 2017 in a very special way which will be memorable for them and they will laugh and smile. For your help, we have some collection of Funny Friendship day Quotes 2017 and Friendship Day Jokes.
FUNNY FRIENDSHIP DAY QUOTES 2017
“Friendship is a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of “
– Randy K. Milholland
“True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don’t believe that this condition is permanent”
– Erwin T. Randall
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me”
– Garry Shandling
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist”
– Aaron Machado
“My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him”
– Country song title
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway”
– Greg Tamblyn
“Facebook’s new relationship status option: “No longer able to interact with actual people”
– Andy Borowitz
“It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them and important to friendship that we are not”
– Mignon McLaughlin
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim”
– George Carlin
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
– Bernard Meltzer
“I lost my Christmas list and now I can’t remember who my friends are”
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”
– Bilbo Baggins (J. R. R. Tolkien)
“I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends”
– Guy Endore-Kaiser
“A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed”
– Kin Hubbard
“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, Wow…that was fun!”
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice”
– Otto von Bismarck
“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body”
– Jim Hayes
“Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family”
– Bruce White
“I don’t like half the folks I love”
– Paul Thorn
“was the kid next door’s imaginary friend”
– Emo Philips
“A real friend is a guy who goes first when the fishing tales break out“
“Do you want a friend in Washington? Get a dog”
– Harry S. Truman
FRIENDSHIP DAY 2017 JOKES
##Jhuta tha wo Dost..!!
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga, Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai, Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai… Happy Friendship Day##
##Send 2 ur best friends, kyuki har ek Dost zaruri hota hai
Love is a post card,
Life is a visiting card.
Wife is a memory card.
Lover is an Invitation card,
But Friend is an ‘AADHAR’ card so keep it safe…##
##If you open my heart,
guess what u r gonna see? It’s U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u##
##Friends are like colour pencils.
They colour our lives I may not be your favourite colour Hope you will need me somewhere to complete your picture!!##
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: “Where were you?”
Maine kaha: “Friend ke Ghar tha…”
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4. ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, yahin par tha…”
2. ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai…”
3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?”
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: “Haan Papa bolo kya hua…!!!”
Ab bolo “Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!”
Happy Friendship Day!!##
A Girl’s character represents the
character of her family.
A Boy’s character represents his
##Kuch lines jo hum future me jarur yaad karenge:
-Where are you?
-Yaar Aaj alarm hi nai baja
-Tu Sai h?
-Aj bunk karle class.
-Abe kitna padha
-Oye kisme se padhu yaar kuch samajh hi nhi aa rha.
-Imp. Ques. ho tu send karna.
-Tu Xerox karwale fir mujhe de dena.
-Hamesha me hi party du.
-Sare pictures send kar.
-Jaldi bol yaar balance kam hai.
-Yaar teri frnd se meri setting kara dena.
Happy Friendship Day
Miss U & Love U Friends##
##Teachers are hot
Parents are mineral
Enemies are salt water.
Lovers are cold water
Friends are Daaru ki
Khushi ho ya Gumm..
De sath har Dum..##